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Story Or Series Title: The Walking Dead: Reprisal
Fandom: It’s in the title of the fic…Walking Dead
Culprit Author's Name: Skylar DeTois

Full Name (plus titles if any)
: Keiko Watanabe (a.k.a. cliché name)
Full Species(es)
: Last-girl-alive-that-intermitently-speaks-japanese-sue
Hair Color (include adjectives)
: Not specified but one can only hope its not dyed
Eye Color (include adjectives)
: No specified but hopefully it’s within the parameters for normal Asians
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
None. There is nothing particularly excited or interesting about this girl
Special Possessions (if any):
A katana…yes, who else saw that coming?
Annoying Origin:
Her and her kawaii desu family made it to Atlanta just as all flights were grounded and they thing America is so great. Her father tells her the plan first for some reason before telling his wife. The airport is over run and she loses track of them. She glazes over how she survives with a flashback/dream about how the girl is actually a government experiment. But before her dream reveals all…she wakes up – dun dun duuuunnn!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: None yet but Rick and Daryl are listed so I’m guessing she either fucks them both in the future or they both become super protective of her
Annoying Special Abilities:
The ability to not get mauled by two hungry wolves in the woods of Atlanta. They simply sniff her and start following her where ever she goes
Other Annoying Traits:
Looking at a picture of her family a million times before going to handle a little problem (two walkers) on the porch.
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*Her introduction that let’s you know she’s going to tease you with child molestation to fap to:

Hey everyone! Welcome to The Walking Dead: Reprisal. I hope you enjoy the ride. I had a lot of fun writing this story, and I hope the lot of you enjoy it just as much. Now, because I want you all to have maximum comfort and enjoyment, I will give you a few warnings ahead of time:
1. There will be triggering subjects in this story: Violence, Blood, Gore (all that good zombie stuff), but please note that a portion in here is the subject of rape and child abuse and molestation. On that note, please know that I won't get super descriptive/graphic on the subjects of rape, child abuse, etc. (if anything it's mild-moderate, but NEVER severe.) But as the reader i feel you should know regardless that they are there. So if any of those subjects make you feel really uncomfortable or it triggers you, then I wouldn't suggest reading this.

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10th-May-2013 12:21 am - Introducing a Ghost Hunt Sue
hamlet, skull, canon
Greetings, all you lovely people! This is my first post in this awesome community of greatness, after so long (aka maybe five months) of watching from the shadows of anonymity. Pleasure to finally be here, after so long dreaming of joining the evil. Now, just gotta hope I do this right.

Story Or Series Title: Why did we trade bodies?
Fandom: Ghost Hunt
Culprit Author's Name: Isabel E. Milner

Full Name (plus titles if any): Kumiko Yuka (I took the liberty of putting surname last), Ghost Hunter Star, Psychic Research Star, Yuka-chan
Full Species(es):
Hair Color (include adjectives): Unmentioned
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Pink orbits," "beautiful pink eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): iPod playing "Ich bin Nich" by Tokyo Hotel, apparently the hearts of Naru and Monk, Mai's jealousy.

Can"t get past the pink orbits.Collapse )
26th-Apr-2013 04:47 pm(no subject)
Catching Fire: Mockingjay
Story Or Series Title: The Poisoned Ivy
Fandom: OMG Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson are so hawt!!1! The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: Hawkward Dolphin

Full Name (plus titles if any): Ivy Undersee
Full Species(es): Saintly Sister!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): She's Madge's sister, so presumably blonde like hers
Eye Color (include adjectives): Presumably blue like Madge's
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any): The mockingjay pin (of course).

Annoying Origin: Kills off Madge Undersee so that she can take over the role of daughter to the mayor of District 12. Volunteers for Katniss at the Reaping after Katniss volunteers for Prim, so that the Everdeen family won't suffer (anymore than they're suffering anyway).
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: The daughter of Mayor Undersee and his wife, who in this version is apparently a total bitch. Classmates with Katniss and with Peeta Mellark. Has a crush on Gale Hawthorne, but according to the story summary she is slated to fall in love with Peeta.
Annoying Special Abilities: none mentioned yet
Other Annoying Traits: The constant comparisons of how "good" she is compared to most of the other citizens of District 12, especially her "town" classmates, her mother and the brother that she's pulled out of nowhere.

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In which Saint Ivy, her bitch!mother and snob!brother discuss cakesCollapse )

Saint Ivy"s heartfelt goodbye to GaleCollapse )
21st-Feb-2013 12:42 am - What Time Is It?
green, low, cracker, eyes's SPORKING TIME! And for today's entry, I bring you a story from one of my latest newfound fandoms, 'Adventure Time' [which I see does not have a tag here. Is this the very first offering?]

I know the series is pretty random and crazy as is, but even then, it still has a list of set rules and canon. And, IMO, these two [yes, TWO] OCs are totally warping it. This story is set in the land of Aaa, with the gender-bent versions of all the characters.

Story or Series Title: Adventure Girls
Fandom: Adventure Time With Finn and Jake
CulpritAuthor's Name: PurplePearlVoice35

Full Name(s), plus titles if any: Claire and Amber
Full Species: Self-Inserts, Superpowered/Perfect Sues, Rare Species [they're both humans, and seeing as in 'AT' Finn/Fionna is supposed to be the only human...]
Hair Color: [before entering Aaa] Claire: "Dark chocolate brown"
Amber: "Waist length brunette hair"
[after entering Aaa] Claire: "Her hair became spiky toward the bottom and the tips were silver." and "My dark chocolate brown hair had been cut to my chin, spiked, and the tips were silver!"
Amber: "Her brunette hair was below her breast and was straight."
Eye Color: Claire: Not mentioned, as far as I can see [there are only two chapters so far].
Amber: Ditto.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Do outfits count? When the duo are sent to Aaa, their appearances and clothes change. Claire: "She now wore a pine green, short sleeved hoodie, a pine green skirt, silver leggings, and pine green boot with silver laces that reached her knees." and "The hem of her sleeves, hoodie, and boots were also silver." and "My hoodie, shorts, and boots her pine green, but the hems of the hoodie and boots, laces, and leggings were a shiny silvery white."
Amber: "Her outfit changed into a black dress with blue stripes that went below her knees, black gloves, and black shoes." and "I turned to see Amber in a black dress with blue stripes that went to mid calves, black gloves, and black shoes." Yes, their outfits are described multiple times over the course of two relatively short chapters.
Special Possessions (if any): Claire: An electric blue bass that seems to disappear after being mentioned briefly during the tranformation/transport sequence. A Crystal Sword, like Fionna's, once she arrives in Aaa.
Amber: A bow and arrow set that, surprise surprise, she instantly knows how to use.

Annoying Origin: They're RW girls who get warped into their fave show, 'Adventure Time', after making a wish upon a star at a painfully depicted slumber party.
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Well, they're both human, like Fionna, thus rendering her status as THE ONLY HUMAN moot. Also, they're most likely going to be super-speshul-awsum adventurers, like Fionna. Noticing a trend here? Also, they're going to be paired up with Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee. [I'm not even going to touch that.]
Annoying Special Abilities: Even though they've never fought a day in their lives, as soon as they're transported to Aaa they instantly have just as much skill and experience as Fionna and Cake.
Other Annoying Traits: Being automatically accepted by all the characters, instead of questioned over the fact that they're human, something which is a rarity in this world. Are ace at whatever tasks come their way, which include: fighting, burping the alphabet, setting up a DJ system, spinning records, playing music, and singing. Lots and lots of singing, with copy-pasted lyrics from Cascada.

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You asked for it, you got it. Hope my sporking is up to par's been awhile. 'cracks knuckles' From this point on, my spork will be in blue and bold. Hopefully, this won't hurt your eyes, seeing as LJ's changed the viewing format with cuts since the last time I posted...
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Moar Humans!Collapse )

That's it. Sorry my spork was kinda fail. It's late, and there weren't many good lines to this fic that I could poke fun at. Most of it is just headache-inducing, and canon bending. In the bad way. Just...I don't really think that a fandom like 'AT' really needs super-sparkly SI heroes who constantly act like they're on a sugar high. I mean, I'm trying to imagine these characters as drawn in the animation style, and makes me frown. It doesn't match. Maybe I'm just being overly-sensitive, but I like my new fandom just the way it is. Maybe I'm giving the characters a bit too much credit? Maybe they wouldn't care if two newcomers showed up. But I can only imagine what other horrors lie in store now that the next gender-bend episode has come out...

Later, everyone.

19th-Feb-2013 07:39 pm - Bridge to Martystutopia
mr. kite
Boy, have I found a rare fandom!

Story Or Series Title: Little House. It's apparently based on a song of the same title by The Fray, which I'm not familiar with.
Fandom: Bridge to Terabithia
Author's Name: JinxedRonny

Full Name (plus titles if any): Leo, no last name given
Full Species(es): Matchmaker!Stu
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black, long, and straight.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Royal-blue."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: According to Leslie, the "nicest-looking" of their friends. Another character thinks he looks "boring."

Annoying Origin: A new high school friend of Jess and Leslie.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Six years after the events of the movie, Jess and Leslie have gone to high school and widened their circle of friends. Everything seems peachy, until Leslie catches Jess frenching the obligatory school alphabitch at prom, causing the group to fracture down the middle. Leo is the only one still on good terms with both sides, so it's up to him to set things right. Why he of all characters is in this role... isn't particularly well-explained.
Annoying Special Abilities: The most useful ability of them all: being That Guy That Knows Everyone!
Other Annoying Traits: Who is this guy? Why is he the protagonist instead of Jess or Leslie? Why does he just seem to know everything about everything relevant to fixing their relationship? None of this is ever explained. He's not even a particularly heinous Stu, but he struck me by how random an addition to the narrative he is. In a lot of ways he reminds me of a Chick Tract protagonist; that random, arbitrary character who randomly and arbitrarily swoops in and solves all the problems with the magical power of pep-talks. Also, while this isn't necessarily on Leo, the fic, as are many Terabithia fics, is a whole lot shallower that the original book/film because they tend to age Jess (and Leslie, if she's alive) up to high school years. There's not anything especially wrong with this, but it does basically throw out the original story's theme of the power of childish imagination, to the point where they seem like less Terabithia and more High School Musical with names of Terabithia characters.

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Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match...Collapse )

Additional Comments: As I said, Leo's not a particularly heinous Stu, and I even find him kind of likable, if only in the sense that he seems to be the only person in the story with a brain (which, admittedly, says a lot about the story in general).

Leslie seems to have become a surfer-chick in the ensuing years since her not-death; this is probably a nod to AnnaSophia Robb's role in the movie Soul Surf.

I'm not sure what I think about Terabithia fic in general, really, and I didn't even know there WAS any until late last year. One the one hand, Jess and Leslie are a cute pairing that I like, but on the other, Leslie was based on a real person who actually died in real life, so the fandom's apparent preoccupation with resurrecting her/revealing she never died kind of makes me uneasy, to tell you the truth.
28th-Sep-2012 12:51 am(no subject)
Hunger Games: Katniss' Sisters
Story Or Series Title: When Death Strikes
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: Hungergamesmaster99

Full Name (plus titles if any): Dasha Okadeen (sounds eerily similar to another surname, now doesn't it?
Full Species(es): Puella amica gratuitus, or the "Somebody's Friend Sue".
Hair Color (include adjectives): Never mentioned; I'm assuming it's dark brown or black since she's from the Seam.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Also never mentioned; probably grey eyes typical of the Seam.
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): A knife, the Mockingjay pin (naturally), the title of "Girl on Fire"

Annoying Origin: One of the many children of the Seam left fatherless after the same mine explosion in which Mr. Everdeen and Mr. Hawthorne were killed. When Prim's name is drawn at the Reaping Dasha volunteers to take her place with only minimal protest from Katniss. Oh, and did I mention the fact that she's twelve years old?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She is Gale and Katniss' friend and hunting partner. Stands next to Prim during the Reaping and winds up taking her place as tribute for the Games. Joins up with the Careers after Clove throws a knife into her leg and Cato stitches her up.
Annoying Special Abilities: At the tender age of twelve she can throw a knife well enough to bring down a full-grown deer before Katniss can shoot it, as well as hit all of her targets in the training center while blindfolded (and that's not getting into what she does for her evaluation with the Gamemakers). She's apparently strong enough to jump Marvel and pin him to the ground when she sees him bullying Rue after the Tribute parade.
Other Annoying Traits: Where do I begin? The fact that she's twelve years-old? Her attitude being so across the board that it seems like she's either younger or older than the Suethor says she is? She manages to antagonize the Careers by beating up Marvel for bullying Rue and showing off with her knives during training, yet during the Games they make her join their group. Apparently she reminds Cato of his own little sister.

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I"m a better friend than you are a sister! I have to go!Collapse )

Dasha Okadeen, Defender of the BulliedCollapse )

In which Dasha roasts a trainer over a spitCollapse )
Hunger Games: Cinna, Hunger Games: Still Betting
...Katniss has got another sister!

Story Or Series Title: The Girl Made of Ashes
Fandom: All Suethors Love Josh Hutcherson The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: BreeBree12345

Full Name (plus titles if any): Lorrelais Everdeen, nicknamed "Lorrie". I'm...guessing it's supposed to be some fancy misspelling of the name 'Lorelei', which if I have my name etymology right is the name of a siren in German mythology. Which either means this Sue would be better suited to District 4 or the author is more genre savvy than she appears.
Full Species(es): Puella soror gratuitus
Hair Color (include adjectives): "raven hair", done up into a bun for the Reaping.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue, and she lines the lower lids of her eyes with ash from the fireplace for the Reaping.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None unless you count her bizarre choice in using fireplace ash as makeup.
Special Possessions (if any): So far her knife, long bow and arrows for hunting, a deep gray dress for the Reaping from her mother, her name in the Reaping Ball 63 times and, of course, the infamous Mockingjay pin.

Annoying Origin: Allegedly from the union of Mr. and Mrs. Everdeen. Became the "man of the house" after her father died and her mother went catatonic from grief, leaving Katniss to be the "mother". Winds up as the female tribute for District 12 after volunteering for Katniss instead of Prim.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be Katniss and Prim's eighteen year-old sister. Has a crush on Peeta Mellark stemming from the bread incident five years ago, which in this universe Katniss apparently slept through.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is capable of hunting with a throwing knife and a bow and arrow, although it's only the first chapter and we haven't actually seen her use the latter yet. And apparently she is a better hunter than Gale and Katniss combined, coming up with five squirrels and three rabbits to Katniss' measly two squirrels.
Other Annoying Traits: Sucking out enough of Katniss' essence so that the Sue, essentially, takes on Katniss' role leaving Katniss to fill in for Prim. Prim may as well be a non-entity.

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In which Peeta is Lorrie"s Boy With the Bread and Katniss takes a napCollapse )
17th-Aug-2012 08:32 pm - Think of the children!

Story Or Series Title:  Put Your Graffiti on Me.

Fandom: Avengers
Culprit Author's name: Ms. AnimeCartoonZombieFreak13

Full Name (plus titles if any): Nadia Adams (Or Adams-Stark)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Unusual silver hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives):  Clear bluish green.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): My sanity.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Eventually, she’s destined to fall for Loki (I think). She’s Tony Stark’s sister. Possibly she’s the devil.

Annoying Special Abilities: Oh my god, I can’t even count them! She’s a succubus/human torch/telepath/super-healer/shapeshifter/other stuff probably. She’s a Shoney’s Buffet of powers she’s ripped off from other people in the Marvel Universe.

Other Annoying Traits: Prancing around and showing everyone her many many many many many powers. Constantly unzipping her clothes, or stripping in front of people, or showing people various parts of her body. Because we all know, ladies, that objectification = power!

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22nd-Jul-2012 11:34 pm - Meet Alexis, a "well wanted girl"

Story Or Series Title:  Wanted by a God 
Fandom: Avengers
Culprit Author's name: Jokerfangirl12

Full Name (plus titles if any): Alexis Roberts (No relation to Berrie Roberts/Odinson)
Full Species(es): A mutant? Who knows…
Hair Color (include adjectives): “Now Alexis was a well wanted girl with her curly long Black hair…" (Capitalization not mine).
Eye Color (include adjectives):  “…chocolate brown eyes…”
Unusual Markings/Colorations: “…tanned skin, skinny yet curvy in all the right places.”
Special Possessions (if any): Phil Coulson’s twelve year old daughter Nicole because, “Alexis promised her father she would watch her for him, because he was always gone long periods of time )”

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Loki Stalks her, Tony Stark is her long lost father, and she says or does everything of any importance done by any of the Avengers!

Annoying Special Abilities: “She has powers like she can turn a shield on or turn the shield into a weapon.”

Other Annoying Traits: She says sh*t like this: “Alexis Roberts was your average day 22 year old Girl, Well maybe that was a lie.”

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Why does this have 12 favorites on )
19th-Jul-2012 12:50 am - Here's Berrie!

Story Or Series Title: Berrie’s Adventures in Asgard 
Fandom: Avengers
Culprit Author's name: Alexanderlover31 

Full Name (plus titles if any): Berrie Roberts, then Berrie Odinson
Full Species(es): A hateful, hateful human.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not specified
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not specified
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None…yet.
Special Possessions (if any): The tackiest wedding dress I have ever heard described.

Annoying Origin: She was “transported” to Asgard. No explanation for this is ever offered.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She’s going to marry Thor because Odin believes they are destined to be together. Great.

Annoying Special Abilities: None, that I know of, except for the ability to continue to exist when she was clearly born without a brain stem.

Other Annoying Traits: She talks about Thor’s penis.

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Story Or Series Title: You’re Not Alone

Fandom: Avengers
Culprit Author's name: Princess of Asgard

Full Name (plus titles if any): Princess Elle
Full Species(es): Who knows? She’s princess of somewhere. She has super powers. She’s blond, I don’t know if that helps.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blond, but it can turn white or red when she gets angry (can you feel your hatred rising?)
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. Or everything. Depends on how you read it.
Special Possessions (if any): A red dress and a green dress.

Annoying Origin: She’s a princess of somewhere, people started a war for her, she grew up with Loki and Thor and then moved away for ten years, long enough so that it would be a surprise when she came back and was beautiful/special/annoying as chiggers.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is an annoying princess who grew up with Loki and Thor.
Annoying Special Abilities: Abound in this Sue.

Other Annoying Traits: Apparently she can go super saiyan or something. Here, I’ll let her tell you all about how special she is:

A Little introduction to myself. My name is Princess Elle, however just call me Elle. I'm like your other Princesses. You know Girly Girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, loves dresses, Sings etc. However I have the power to control the weather along with force fields. Your know when I'm like this as my hair goes snow white colour along with my eyes turning white. However I have extra powers which I don't like to use and only used when I'm really pissed off and nothing else is working. These powers consist of being able to control people and move and then even kill them and turn them into nothing more than dust. My look changes and my eyes turn blood red and my hair goes hot red too. I think I look bad ass.

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17th-Jun-2012 04:54 pm(no subject)

Okay, this is my second try for posting this thing, had a little HTML coding screw up and I had to delete the first entry. Should be working now, sorry for the trouble.

Story Or Series Title: When life gives you Robots
Fandom: Avengers/Transformers crossover
Culprit Author's name: Transformers girl 1234

Full Name (plus titles if any): Jamie. No last name given
Full Species(es): most likely mutant, but it's not specified
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown and long
Eye Color (include adjectives): blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: robot arm
Special Possessions (if any): a room at the Avengers Mansion.

Annoying Origin: Her parents abandonned her when she was two, grandparents took care of her until she was six, when her powers started manifesting, then they sent her to an orphanage because evil doctors wanted to experiment on her or something. Then the Avengers adopted her on a whim. She's 13 now.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is adopted by the Avengers when they spot her on the street and have a single casual conversation with her. Which Avenger is her legal guardian is not said, she just lives with them and is an active (or soon-to-be active) member of the team.
Annoying Special Abilities: Her powers are actually pretty vague. She has “robotic powers”, some of her flesh, mostly her arms I think, has turned to metal or something. Can manifest a robot armor around herself, complete with sword and energy weapons. Some sword-fighting skills that could have been taught to her or that she just pulled out of her ass.

Other Annoying Traits: Walks around in public with a robot arm with no real trouble, despite this being the Marvel universe where mutants are feared, hated and persecuted. The author reassures us that her time in the orphanage was not a living hell and she was not bullied or abused in any way. Strange, that would have been one of the few times I could actually buy the Sue being mistreated here, because it would absolutely make sense in this universe.

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6th-Jun-2012 05:44 pm - Another one bites the dust...
Story or Series Title: To Become a Ranger
Fandom: Lord of the Rings [Dear Lord this fandom can't catch a break!]
Author's Name: Lyssa. S

Full name (plus titles if any): Alyssa Howald
Full Species(es): 10th walker!sue
Hair Color (Include adjectives): Not mentioned, but she's never stated as homely or bad looking either.
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None
Special Possessions(if any): A shirt, knives

Annoying Origin:She is from our universe, and somehow, through being attacked by a cougar, is transported to Middle Earth.
If the ring counts as a character; sort of a protoge to Aragorn
Annoying Special Abilites: Can feel the evil from the Ring, is a really skilled with knives
Other annoying Traits: Existing.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Alright, I know it says "small", so I'll try to mimimize the damage. If I can, anyway. Be warned that I used to like this back when I was an upstart in the writing community. Now all I can say is...Oh Hell no. This begins, as all strange 10th walker! stories seem to do: with the introduction of the 10th walker!sue and what may or may not be a tragic or "mysterious" background that will somehow come into play in shagging the sue's love interest.
_________________________________________________________________________________________ Here is the ungodly thing...
22nd-May-2012 02:54 pm - Young Justice, I hardly knew ye
Kim Koates Gasp
I like torturing myself at the pit :)

Story Or Series Title: Meeting Chibinya/You’re the shit (I shit you not)

Fandom: Young Justice
Culprit Author's Name: SecretMeta (this feels like a trap)

Full Name (plus titles if any): "All I know is the man with the tail calls me Chibi-nya…”
Full Species(es): Rape!sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned but she wears cat ears
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: ‘a small feminine figure wearing blackish green body suit a red skirt green backpack and red cat ears’
Special Possessions (if any): A green backpack and quirky cat ears

Annoying Origin: ‘she is a sidekick to a Japanese hero called Necko-Shujinko who found her when she was a child living on the streets. He is not affiliated with the justice league. She is a super genius and mechanic.’… ‘She watched her mother be murdered, and after her mother was gone her dad raped her repeatedly, she never told anyone not even her hero’
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Talks to and flirts with Robin’s Laptop
Annoying Special Abilities: Can talk to machines, genius, mechanic
Other Annoying Traits: She’s also 14 (the author felt it necessary to mention that out the blue at the end of a big ass block of text)

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Be ware the bigass block of text, made even longer by my sporking. She also can't spell M'gann's name to save her life. The first paragraph is inexplicably in Robin's POV:

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YJ: Greta
Story Or Series Title: In My Dreams
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Culprit Author's Name: Silestina

Full Name (plus titles if any): Allison, commonly called "Ally" by Aang and by the author and "Assassin" because of all of the murders she is accused of. Is also "The Snake Spirit".
Full Species(es): Appears to be a tragic subdivision of Humanis perfectius, or a combination of that and Puella angstia.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "long curly light brown hair that stopped right at her thigh", "She use to have flaming red hair but now she changed it to brown," "My hair was no longer in my half up half down hair; it was now flaming red instead of brown." Her hair seems to shift between the two colors often.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "hazel eyes which hides many secrets"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She has "a snake tattoo on my arm. It was wrapped around a finger and the body of the snake reached up to my shoulder. An air ring was around the snake's tail. The water ring was around its head. The Earth Ring was around its middle. But there was no fire ring", "flaming red" hair, which is not a naturally occurring hair color in the Avatar world, a mark on her cheek where Azula hit her with lightning and the words "I kill and I will always be a killer" carved into her left arm by Azula's lightning.
Special Possessions (if any): Water from the spirit oasis that she got from her mother and uses to heal Aang after he gets struck by Azula's lightning; apparently she has "lots" of spirit oasis water because she uses it to heal Hakoda during the Invasion. An anklet that has "rare rubies, rare sapphires, rare emeralds, and rare diamond all over it. I had a matching bracelet with the anklet that I got from her mother. The diamonds represent the 4 elements." In the Fire Nation she buys fingerless gloves and an "element sword": "It's just the handle of a sword and I bend the elements as a blade." A pet blue dragon named Lightning. And Aang's heart in her little vise-like grip.

Annoying Origin: Was a princess of the Northern Water Tribe over 100 years ago until she was captured by the Fire Nation at the age of four. She managed to escape and tried to fly on her blue dragon, Lightning, back to the Northern Water Tribe but they both fell into the ocean, drowned and became trapped in an iceberg (hmm, doesn't that sound familiar?). 100 years later she was found and released by a waterbender named Liana who adopted Allison and taken to live in Omashu with Liana and her husband Leon. Leon killed a lot of people, including Liana, and blamed all of the murders on Allison. Allison was taken to prison in Ba Sing Se, escaped many times at the age of twelve until she was put down in the crystal catacombs with Zuko. Was rescued by Aang and Iroh and ends up joining the Gaang. Seems to know just about everyone else the Gaang has interacted with; her excuse is that she "travels a lot".
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: At first appears to be destined to be Aang's love, since they keep dreaming about each other. Joins up with the Gaang at the end of Book 2 and travels with them through the Fire Nation.
Annoying Special Abilities: As the Snake Spirit, according to Sokka and Zuko, she "controls the 4 elements and more if wanted and also control snakes and dragons. You can have a whole army of dragons that can fight for you."
Other Annoying Traits: Takes on a lot of roles in the show that were filled by Katara, including being trapped underneath Ba Sing Se with Zuko and healing Aang after Azula killed him, turning Katara into a jealous shadow of her former self. In later chapters she kisses Aang, Sokka, Haru and Zuko and constantly cries to herself about why love is so HARD!

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18th-May-2012 11:31 am(no subject)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pin
Story Or Series Title: My Silent Mockingjay
Fandom: The Hunger Games, aka "The Peeta Show"
Culprit Author's Name: Anonymous15A2

Full Name (plus titles if any): Rosalynn Cole
Full Species(es): Puella knowitallia, with hints of Mulier bitchia.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "long caramel brown hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "big hazelnut colored eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She has "natural tanned skin" and "long legs". I must admit, my first thought was this.
Special Possessions (if any): The mockingjay pin, given to her by Katniss. A diamond necklace from Cinna as part of her tribute parade costume.

Annoying Origin: Lives above and works in District 12's small bookstore with her mother. Her father and sister died when the air became "intoxicated" following the mine explosion, making her family sick. Volunteers to take Prim's place in the Reaping before Katniss can even open her mouth.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Volunteers for Prim, because Prim was her dead little sister's best friend and "I knew Primrose Everdeen more than anyone in the district". Has a crush on Peeta Mellark, her fellow tribute, and is taught by Finnick Odair how to be "sexy".
Annoying Special Abilities: She is called "the smartest person in District 12" by her father and by Peeta's older brother just because she reads a lot; she healed Peeta of a third degree burn on his arm when she was fifteen just by reading how to out of a book, and starts reciting facts about the creation of diamonds when Cinna starts to mention that coal turning into diamonds is the theme of her costume. Is "very strong from lifting heavy boxes in the storage room in the library" and flips Haymitch over the dining table on the train when he tries to touch her.
Other Annoying Traits: Starts out the story as shy and soft-spoken but then for whatever reason turns into a foul-mouth snarker once she's on the tribute train.

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17th-May-2012 01:24 pm(no subject)
Story Or Series Title: Awesome Angel (
Fandom: X-Men The Movie
Culprit Author's Name: Colours Doyle (

Full Name (plus titles if any): Morgan Machelle Elizabeth Nixcks aka Asher
Full Species(es): Human/Mutant
Hair Color (include adjectives): "shoulder cropped black hair, with greyish colored highlights"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "dark dark bown eyes, almost black eyes, but around her left eye it looked like it was healing, a light bruise guided around the outer edge of her eye"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "angel wings, ten foot long when she speads them out. They are an ashen greyish white color that never changes, no matter how many times she wants them to", "Beautifully golden tanned skin"
Special Possessions (if any): "bight purple bikini top that complamented her golden tanned skin, her bikini bottom was covered by a see-through sparkle scarf that tied to the side and came down to a slant at her knees.", "long lime green skirt and light pink tank top with holes in the back to fit through my wings"

Annoying Origin: Hell? Parents died in a car accident when she was five, was adopted and lived happily until the X-Men come for her
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Warren thinks she's beautiful
Annoying Special Abilities: "Mogan had inherited the healing power along creating fire with her hands" and wings
Other Annoying Traits: Nicknaming all the teachers

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Hunger Games; Madge Quote, Hunger Games: Just Birds
Story Or Series Title: Nightlock
Fandom: Everyone knows the love triangle's the most important part! The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: Priestess Luna

Full Name (plus titles if any): Nightlock Everdeen, nicknamed "Goldilocks" by Gale.
Full Species(es): Puella soror gratuitus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Quoting from the story, "blonde Merchants hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): Quoting from the story, "hardened grey Seam eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None by canon standards (unless she were from the Capitol), although according to the story her appearance made her "not quite part" of either the Seam or town areas of District 12.
Special Possessions (if any): None yet, though I wouldn't be surprised if Nightlock winds up with the mockingjay pin as her district token.

Annoying Origin: The Seam, District 12, Panem. Allegedly the middle Everdeen daughter, two years younger than Katniss and two years older than Prim.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Everdeen, sister to Katniss and Primrose. Has a crush on Peeta Mellark even though she (somehow) knows about his feelings for Katniss and has decided that Peeta "belongs" to Katniss. Then she develops a crush on Gale Hawthorne despite the fact that they seem to spend about half of their time arguing with each other.
Annoying Special Abilities: She can skin, prepare and cook meat, is a proficient cook in general (she decides to teach Katniss to cook for her Victor's talent rather than her plagiarizing from Cinna) has "decent aim" with a bow and "almost deadly accuracy" with a throwing knife.
Other Annoying Traits: Constantly tries to play matchmaker between Katniss and Peeta. Having what's probably one of the worst character names for an OC in the fandom. I mean, I know that the flower and plant names are kind of a "thing" in Districts 11 and 12, but come on. You honestly expect the readers to believe that Mr. and Mrs. Everdeen would name one of their children after a poisonous berry? Also warping canon so that it's only half-recognizable, if that.

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If there's one thing I have to grudgingly give this author props for, it's for triggering the rebellion through via Katniss' salute to Rue and District 11's reaction to it rather than threatening suicide.
Hunger Games: Katniss and Rue
Story Or Series Title: The One Thing Remaining Is You
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: Maygen Lynn

Full Name (plus titles if any): Silverbell "Silver"/"Bell" Woodson.
Full Species(es): A variation of Spawnificus repulsivum, in that she's the niece of Haymitch Abernathy. Could evolve into P. centraquestis as the Suethor has claimed she plans to rewrite the other two books in the trilogy so it seems a sure bet that Silver will become the Mockingjay instead of Katniss.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown hair, done in a side braid down the right side.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None, although the author did say that the Sue is "portrayed" by Victoria Justice.
Special Possessions (if any): A stash of weapons that she keeps in the woods outside District 12 to go hunting with Gale and Katniss, including a knife and a bow and arrow. Also a "tightly woven bracelet" and the Mockingjay pin, both given to her after the Reaping by one of her brothers and Prim.

Annoying Origin: The Seam, District 12, Panem. Her father died in the same mine accident that killed Katniss and Gale's fathers and her mother committed suicide a few months later, leaving Silverbell and her brothers as orphans.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Quoting from the Suethor's own summary: "Silverbell "Silver" Woodson is best friend to Gale Hawthorne and Katniss Everdeen, good friend to Peeta, and niece to Haymitch." Also in line to be Peeta's future girlfriend as well as steal Katniss' friendship with Rue.
Annoying Special Abilities: She is more skilled with a bow and arrow than Katniss (but only "a little").
Other Annoying Traits: Basically coming across as a carbon or near-carbon copy of Katniss Everdeen, mainly through complete plagiarism of parts of the book starting from the Reaping scene on.

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1st-Apr-2012 11:26 am - Darth Gimli, Sith in Ponyville
Story or Series Title: We're All a Little Horse Today
Fandom: Star Wars and Friendship Is Magic
CulpritAuthor's Name: Macsmare
Full Name: Darth Gimli
Full Species: Iktotchi, then unicorn. Luke Skywalker becomes an alicorn while Corran Horn and Kirana Ti become unicorns and Han Solo becomes a pegasus.
Mane Color (Include Adjectives): Gray
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Not given
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Cutie mark is a lightning bolt.
Special Possessions:
Annoying Origin: Definitely not the Rule of Two
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Drags three Jedi and the First Husband into Equestria. Breaks Rarity's horn, threatens Derpy Hooves and Big Macintosh for no known reason
Annoying Special Abilities: Knows the Expanded Universe well enough the know who Hego Damask was and yet writes this
Other Annoying Traits: yfghbimkik09i9--lp[

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29th-Jan-2012 05:49 pm - Hey everyone!
Wow, it's been a while since I've been here, but I come bearing spork. I missed you guys. Enjoy!

Story Or Series A Full Metal Alchmist story: She's Roy's sister I hate her brother but her I'm not sure... (Just in case you needed to be beaten over the head with her annoying connection to the fandom.)
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist.
Culprit Author's Name: Inu-yashasgirl

Full Name (plus titles if any): “Brittany Jessica Mustang but goes by Bitty” (Because really, who wouldn’t?) Also titled the “flaming Blade Alchemist” (although never once do we see a blade, flaming or otherwise.)
Full Species(es): Puella Ursus.
Hair Color (include adjectives): " Pitch black, is shoulder length”
Eye Color (include adjectives): " Dark pale blue " (?)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She’s two inches shorter than Ed, Blood Type is O.
Special Possessions (if any): “A what tee, jeans, sneakers, a state jacket that Roy grew out of & pale gloves, right hand has the flame transmution circle on it”

Annoying Origin:  “As a young girl your brother was never home & rarely vist. Your best friend was an isbom & was killed. With the hep of your other firend, Arvid(Who you had a small chursh on) agreed to help you bring Mike(the isbom) back. You faild...wores then Edward himself. You lost your left arm & right leg while Arvid was gone forever. She wasn't able to get something to concet his soul to.” Also, “Roy hates you did human alchmey but is glad you leave. Bitty has a mix additued.” (This author’s spelling is like a keyboard exploded.)

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Roy’s little sister, in love with Ed, generally copies all Ed’s distinctive accomplishments.

Annoying Special Abilities: Human transmutation, automail, blah blah blah.
Other Annoying Traits: She screams a lot, she bites people, she runs away at random moments, she goes on crying jags out of nowhere, she’s basically what a person on meth, crack, speed, and pixie sticks would look like if they were to live longer than five seconds.

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6th-Jan-2012 05:52 pm - A first for this fandom?
Not Anti-Social

I poked around Quizilla and found three Princess Tutu 'Sues... but this one takes the cake for an unfortunate typo and the picture at the bottom in the link.

Story Or Series Title: a princess tutu love story cahper 00
Fandom: Princess Tutu
Culprit Author's Name: seshiryayoungangel

Full Name (plus titles if any): "rose, your name when you transform is princess noir, you a re princess rose form a story, yes you got out of the book"
Full Species(es): Puella angstia
Hair Color (include adjectives): "wavy brown hair that goes to you mid back", "[...] you have to huge fangs (I'm sure you meant bangs. But it's still a funny image.) that fall aroud your face you'll see"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "forest green eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None
Special Possessions (if any): A purple pendant shaped like a rose.

Annoying Origin: Apparently, she's from the same story as Mytho - she took a piece of her heart out in order to save his life after he shattered his heart. She also can't fall in love.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Hates Rue, will probably be paired with Mytho. Ahiru's best friend.
Annoying Special Abilities: Says they'll be explained in the story, but I'm suspecting they'll be like Princess Tutu's.
Other Annoying Traits: Being a Princess Tutu clone?

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Story Or Series Title: Who do I love more? (Mello love story)

Fandoms: Death Note and Naruto

Culprit Author's Name: Mewpoke

Full Name (plus titles if any): "Kayla" in the story, but in the character sheet it is listed in the Japanese order as Uchiha Kayla. Also sometimes spelled Keira or Kaya.

Full Species(es): Human? A Mary Sue for sure.

Hair Color (include adjectives): "Long wavy brown hair that goes to her ankles" that causes her to complain about how long it takes to dry after a shower, however the in-story shower plus drying time only took ten minutes.

Eye Color (include adjectives): blue

Unusual Markings/Colorations: "I decided to wear a tiny tee and a miny skirt. I also wore sneaers. I put my hair into two pigtails. I put on some sexy pix lipstick. I put on blackish blue mascara. I was being again a flasher."

Special Possessions (if any): A death note and an OC shinigami: "I have a figure called a shiragami. Mine is named donut. She has a purple slimy body with devil wings and glowing red eyes. She wears lots of jewls". This shinigami never appears in the entire fanfic, only in the character sheet.

Annoying Origin: A combined rape, rape/incest, child sexual abuse and "rape is love" backstory that is used flippantly. From the name, is obviously an OC member of the (warning: Naruto spoilers at link) Uchiha Clan, a notorious source for Naruto Sues.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is listed as Sasuke's sister and as Itachi's sister in the character sheet. Is in a relationship with Deidara, who is made to be Misa's brother. Is in a relationship with Mello. Is employed by L. Is friends or enemies with loads of both Naruto and Death Note canon characters.

Annoying Special Abilities: Has a Sueish uber-attractivness to all male characters. "Drawing, acting, singing" and is a mangaka living in Tokyo.

Other Annoying Traits: Doesn't know if she is Kira or not. Kills people she "hated or despised" with her death note. Has an age of "18 (in the oringnal I am 13)" which I guess means there was a previous version of the story where Kayla was 13? Is a perky goth: "Bubbly and goth but at the same time. Sometimes she is just an average girl". Constantly thinks of herself as a "slut" and a "bad girl" while other characters are abusing or admiring her. Thinks it is normal for men to wish to kill her for tiny reasons, such as not liking her.

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21st-Nov-2011 10:11 pm - what is this i don't even-
herbert west reanimator
Story Or Series Title: Doctor West, I presume?
Fandom: Re-Animator
Culprit Author's Name: J. L. Brumley

Full Name (plus titles if any): Adele Abrahams(April Phillips)
Full Species(es):
Puella angstia
Hair Color (include adjectives):
Eye Color (include adjectives):
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any):
a horde of body-hopping ghosts who want to get her laid. Dead serious.

Annoying Origin: Story origin: died in the hospital, then ganked a comatic girls body. IRL origin: Suethor looking at the cover of Re-Animator and thinking “gee, he looks hot, needs a Sue.”
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: I have no response to this that isn’t NSFW.
Annoying Special Abilities: Body. Hopping. Ghosts. In fucking Re-Animator.
Other Annoying Traits: a whole host of creepiness regarding the fact that she’s dead and using a comatic girl’s body to have sex with a living guy. This is seen as romantic.

Okay, hold onto your hats ‘cause it’s gonna get cray-cray up in this bitch.
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17th-Nov-2011 11:26 am - Pinkie Pie, Time Lady Extraordinaire
Story or Series Title The Bucket of Sponges
Fandom: Doctor Who, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
CulpritAuthor's Name: The Writer of Fate
Full Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Full Species Regulaconfracta dominustemporis
Mane Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Like in canon
Special Possessions: A TARDIS that looks like a sponge bucket, a completely different backstory
Annoying Origin: The World Of Second Person Fanfic
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Has one in a time loop somewhere.
Annoying Special Abilities: Well, turning me into a mare of Gallifreyan origin is a big one...
Other Annoying Traits: h bug787ykj l809opji,;.-0.[.[;'

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12th-Nov-2011 04:04 pm - All hail Queen Bitch
Story Or Series Title: The 67th Floor
Culprit Author's Name: High Priestess Megami

Full Name (plus titles if any): Julia Nakahamou. Okokou. Coconut.
Full Species(es): Bimbo
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Goth clothes, mime make-up, a female Sephiroth outfit.
Special Possessions (if any): An Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Sephiroth in the palm of her hand. And other stuff that no one cares about.

Annoying Origin: Mary Sue Hell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Sephiroth's twu wuv
Annoying Special Abilities:
Ability to suck the joy from her surroundings, incredible bitchiness skills
Other Annoying Traits:
I could go on for DAYS. I'll spare you.

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TO BE CONTINUED. At some point.
Hunger Games; Madge Quote, Hunger Games: Just Birds
Story Or Series Title: This Isn't a Dream
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Culprit Author's Name: SlightlyOdd

Full Name (plus titles if any): Crysantha Grace Everdeen, commonly called "Cathy".
Full Species(es): Human, allegedly
Hair Color (include adjectives): The author claims her character is "portrayed" by Kaya Scodelario, so dark brown.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue, like Kaya Scodelario's.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A member of her prep team notes Cathy's lack of arm hair, which had been waxed beforehand by one of Cathy's friends. I consider it unusual, given that hardly anyone in District 12 seems to be concerned with that level of personal hygiene.
Special Possessions (if any): a gold ring "with a design of herons on it" that was given to her by her father before he died, a sword and a backpack from the cornucopia that has a "survival kit" inside.

Annoying Origin: Allegedly The Seam, District 12, Panem.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Cathy is Katniss and Primrose Everdeen's sixteen year-old sister (which would make her Katniss' twin, since Katniss herself is sixteen in HG and CF, unless Katniss was de-aged somehow...). She volunteers to take Prim's place in the Reaping for the 74th Hunger Games instead of Katniss, though this doesn't keep Katniss from being reaped anyway because the author has changed the number of tributes from two to three. Is Peeta Mellark's best friend and love interest.
Annoying Special Abilities: Picks up sword fighting with relative ease despite never having used one before, to the point where she is able to throw a sword at the Gamemakers during her private training session and catch them off-guard.
Other Annoying Traits: Has somehow acquired an English accent and a vocabulary of British slang after growing up in the geographic equivalent of Appalachia. Has arguments with her conscience (as in they talk back and forth in her head).

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In which Cathy argues with and threatens her conscience, complete with author"s note. And plums.Collapse )
26th-Oct-2011 08:33 am - A hell of a bad fanfic
Story or Series Title: Screwtape's New Secretary -- NSFW!
Fandom: The Screwtape Letters.
CulpritAuthor's Name: thebrokencradle
Full Name: Snaremouth
Full Species: Angel, fallen variety
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions:
Annoying Origin: Presumably rebelled with the rest of them
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Screwtape's new secretary--and LOVER(!)
Annoying Special Abilities: To make Screwtape forget he hates sex
Other Annoying Traits: fd vc nbhjbkjbuyh87uioi09ilkm

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17th-Oct-2011 05:06 pm - Angel Snow the Angst-Sue
Story Or Series Title: Snow Angel

Fandom: Death Note

Culprit Author's Name: HybridRebellion

Full Name (plus titles if any): "Miss. Angela" aka "Angel" aka "Princess" and we eventually learn her last name is "Snow"

Full Species(es): Mainly a Matt-Sue but partially an L-Sue and a Mello-Sue too. Hints are dropped that she isn't human but we're never told what she might be.

Hair Color (include adjectives): "silver haired" first explained as "Partial albinism, inherit traits, or maybe I dyed it" and later explained as a magical transformation. Retconned even later as albinism again. It seemed at one point that her hair was brown, but the narration was so unclear I can't be sure.

Eye Color (include adjectives): She's got three eyes, two regular ones and one in the palm of her hand. For her regular eyes: "Diamond eyes" and "her bright blue eyes holding remnants of tears" and they mist over when she's having an out-of-body experience. They also do other things: "Angel's eyes shot open and Near almost let out a gasp. They had emitted a cobalt light that for a moment, had blocked out the sun". In a flashback her regular eyes are called "those red eyes" without any explanation at first, and later with a confusing and self-contradictory explanation. The eye in her hand is apparently color-changing with: "the eye in her palm, the iris now a sea green with a violet pupil."

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Includes "pale girl" and "her pale jeans, her purple floral shirt worn under cargo jacket, but most of all her waist length silver hair and clear vibrant blue eyes. What interested the duo the most was the thick pair of fingerless gloves" and "scars Angel has were received from an attack a number of years ago" and "On one palm there was a scar, the other was her shame." (this "shame" is the eye in the middle of her hand). The scar is "the Kanji for snow, and the Kanji for clarity intertwined."

Special Possessions (if any): "An IPod, a change of clothes, two books, and smaller bag" and "a picture frame, and a photo album" of her dead family, and "the necklace her mother had given her before she died. It was an old family heirloom, a large locket the size of an egg on a chain that reached half way down her chest" that mysteriously won't open. A huge mansion of her own within easy driving distance of Wammy's House that has more stuff in it, and a servant/relative (the narration is contradictory on this matter) called Grandma Grey who is living there.

Annoying Origin: The only survivor of "the crash of a recent flight from France to England late last night. Sadly, the entire flight perished, aside from one remarkably lucky girl" which orphaned her. Is very, very rich. Is from a family where certain people develop powers related to water, fire, earth or air and seem to generally get killed by the others when they do so.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: L is named Lucas and is Watari's son. Angel's family was friends with them; Angel knows Watari as "Mr. Watari" and Matt believes Angel is "Watari's granddaughter" and Watari quickly admits this is true.

Annoying Special Abilities: "I've lived all over the world and learned several ways to defend myself." and her magic hand-eye which is explained with "once I've seen someone with this eye I can see them anytime anyplace, as well as their surroundings, and I can tell when they're lying" and "Once I see you with the eye, I can see everything that goes on in your mind." This creates massive plot holes when Angel is constantly surprised by information that she should have already picked up through mind-reading. Also, Angel can "manipulate water." She makes Matt excited and Mello very jealous. She has out-of-body experiences.

Other Annoying Traits: "she quickly became popular with all of the children, some because she could speak their language and knew of their homeland, others because they shared interests and several because she had bested Mello in a fight" and she has seizures when called names.

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16th-Oct-2011 12:59 pm - Two for the low low price of one!
Screamer Wut Kapricia
Hey there!

Anyways, I've got two new Sues for you guys to look at for the Transformers Prime fandom.

Story Or Series Title: Heather Olivia Wright, Alyssa Jade Johnson
Fandom: Transformers Prime
Culprit Author's Name: EthanPrime21

Full Name (plus titles if any): Heather Olivia White (Nicknamed Olive or Terra. I assume Terra may be short for Heather. But that's just a wild guess) and  Alyssa Jade Johnson
Full Species(es): Relationship Sue (Both of them to one degree or another!)
Hair Color (include adjectives):  Heather is a blond while Alyssa is brunette
Eye Color (include adjectives): Heather is "minty green" Alyssa is "emerald green" (I sense a theme here!)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing strange really. Only that Heather seems inappropriately dressed for someone from the military - she wears capris with fashionable boots and a skimpy looking tank top.
Special Possessions (if any):

Heather - She's assigned to oversee Autobot operations on Earth (So Fowler's job then?) and presumably Optimus's ball-bearings.

Alyssa - Essentially something similar to Heather only she babysits for Raf and has Bee's ball-bearings.

Annoying Origin: Hell.... or something like it.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:  Heather has essentially taken over Agent Fowler's job and has a thing for Optimus. As for Alyssa, she's Raf's babysitter and has a thing for Bumbles.
Annoying Special Abilities: Unusually, these Sues don't really have special abilities to speak of. Perhaps the only thing to qualify is the fact that these two have the ability to instantly gather trust from those around them and being amazingly well liked.
Other Annoying Traits: They both pretty much have such a similar back story that they could quite concievably be the same character! Here's what that looks like:

Alyssa - Alyssa's father was a drunk and abused her mother. They eventually ran out on him and found a home in Jasper, Nevada.

Heather - Her father passed away early because of a bad smoking habit, which is why she gets ticked off when someone smokes around her.

For some reason, Ethanprime21 just doesn't like fathers very much. But both bios essentially follow the same cookie cutter formula - dead/abusive dad, somehow ends up in a position where running in to an autobot is inevitable (and in the Sue's case - instant), and has some kinda proverbial hard on for one of the robotic cast members.

I'm also getting annoyed by people's need to announce what their characters' middle names are a la Harry Potter style. Sure, it's okay for your characters to have middle names (I actually have two of them), but they don't need to advertise them so damned much. (Although, this bit of suck is more of the Your Milage May Vary variety. So take with a grain of salt. ^^;; )

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

(There isn't really a story. This Suethor just creates character, writes up a brief bio and then posts art. So I'll just post the back stories instead so you can see the fail.)

Alyssa - Alyssa's father was a drunk and abused her mother. They eventually ran
out on him and found a home in Jasper, Nevada. She started babysitting
Raf when she was 13 and she has been ever since. That's how she meets
the Autobots and makes a close connection with everybody's favorite
mute scout.

Heather - Heather grew up on the country side with her military brother and her
country mother. Her father passed away early because of a bad smoking
habit, which is why she gets ticked off when someone smokes around her.
She goes into the military and is assigned to oversee the Autobots'
operations. Soon she becomes extremely close to them, especially to a
certain alien leader.

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